Base ball season just around the corner.

Ah yes, nearly spring and soon, baseball will be back. Along with it, I am hoping, we will get plenty more of those steroid stories from the last few years. I just can't get enough of those fat TV news anchor persons talking about how steroids are ruining the sport. I love it, love every bile spewing moment of it. It reminds you of the good old days, the days of fresh Cracker Jacks and box scores that had not been tainted by steroid use. American baseball just ain't what it used to be man. Babe Ruth, he never did steroids no sir, he just drank, alot. Boy could he hit though, WACK!!! Man what a player, it was almost as though all the drinking he did made him a stronger player. Wouldn't that be something though, if drinking made you stronger? Wow, imagine that, living in a world where alchohol did something totally unheard of like, I dunno, raise a mans testosterone output. wouldn't that be wild? A guy could go out drinking at night and work out in the morning and actually get stronger by drinking. Of course if that was to be the case, you would have all manner of man getting violent when they'de had a few too many and who has ever heard of such a thing? Guys would probably get all sexually revved up as well, that would be a strange world to live in. If you mixed those imaginary hieghtened hormones with the judgement impairment we already know happens when you imbibe too freely, guys would be trying to go home with anyone just to relieve their physical urges. Think of all the early morning regrets, it's just too awful. Let's also consider the effect it would have on younger lads, give them testosterone laden booze and their already crazy hormones could just go spinning out of control. They would probably try all manner of stupid things all amped out on crazy, an overload of hormones rocketing through their brains. Well I am sure glad that this isn't a factual essay and is just my simple musings about days gone by and, hopefully, days never to arrive. Yes, keep the sport clean, like the Babe did. No DHEA, no horse nut cocktails, just good old, non-testosterone increasing booze, mabye the occasional stogie or two and there is nothing wrong with a quick pregame prostituit to keep the wit sharp.