No story today, must rant.

So I have heard all this crap about the film,"The Secret"' a new cult that smacks of Scientology or some other such mind cabbage. I can not fully attack this secret thingy with the full brunt of my rage yet, I haven't learned enough about it, what I do know is it is one of those things were in people tell you that all the negative things in the world are caused by negative people. That is what has irked me so badly. As everyone who knows me knows, I am a, by many peoples standards, a very negative person. I hate so many things in this world that if I had one of my lifelong dreams, which is to have an explodey button ( a device that would remotely detonate people and things that piss me off ), the world would be strewn with the headless corpses of thousands of former annoyances. People who ask me to give them money, that apparently I find to be spare, gone. Kids that wear Misfits hoodies but don't know who the misfits are, terminated. Drivers that seem to want to control the flow of traffic because they feel the people behind them should drive at a speed they think is safe, kablooey. I could go on for nothing short of forever, the explodey button wasteland, stretching before all I survey. Yes I am negative but I am a productive negative person. My dislike for the things around me is what keeps me revved up and ticking like the human timebomb that I am. The people from the secret crapfest are just a bunch of those morons who can't handle what the hippies call,"bad vibes,man", by the way, hippies, boom! The greatest inventors of our time are usually negative people who find a way to make something work because it irritates them so much. Positive thinkers are just annoying little sheep monkeys that find stupid little niches in life that make them happy and then they drone on and on about how angry people mess up the world. Are not most wars started by people who think positively about how they want to make other people think or act the way they do? The contented masses just go, ' Oh well, could be worse I suppose, at least I have my flower pots on the window ledge of the hovel I live in because of the declining state of wages in my country'. Visualize yourself in a better mood and you will be in a better mood. Not me brother, I will visualize you careening off of an overpass, or walking into crosswalk traffic and becoming pavement pizza. The worst part about positive thinkers is that they seem so smug about all their positive spewings and act like they have a leg up on you, it all makes my mind go to the dark places that most of my friends agree, is a funny place to visit. Positive things cannot be achieved by positive thinking, only true negativety gets anything of worth to humanity, actually done. This positivity trend is going to be the death of enlightenment and free thought, if your life is so good why would you strive for anything better? If you are a hippy anyway, you must realize that the balance of the universe must be held intact, so the more positive the folks around me get, the more viciously anti I must become, to keep the forces from swaying and the world spinning out of control. In this I will give you all an excercise, next time you are really angered by someone, picture their big, ugly head bursting all over the counter at your local super market, their smooth grey matter befouling the four hundred coupons they have decided to use in the checkout line. If all those silly mental image practices work, we should be on our way to a better, if somewhat, more brain goo splattered future. Up the resistance, down with the annoyingly positive, we shall use their weapon to defeat them. Amen!