On the subject of isms.

Are not isms all the rage in America today? Racism, classism, ageism, sexism,you name it, there is an ism for it. Apparently it is wrong to be any of the isms in our modern world, they are not socially acceptible, you see. Well I just had to ask myself, do I suffer from any isms? Let's find out. First am I sexist? Well I am a man and wouldn't want to be a woman, ever, not at all, infact if a person even refers to me in a feminine way, said person is most likely going to get beaten into a near death kinda state. I do love women, I ogle them if they are sexy, I am never disrespectful of them, I don't hoot like a freak when a sexy one walks by but I do have nasty thoughts about them as they walk by and I do think about them naked, so yes, I am sexist and I am fine with that. What other isms might I be? In a world that is all about coddling people and pleasing the lowest common denominator, I am probably steming with isms, let's find out more. Am I heightist? Yup, if you're too short, I figure you have a Napolean complex, if you're to tall, all I can think about is punching you in the balls, if you are a midget, I just hope you are wearing lederhosen, if you're not, I consider you a snobby midget. How about classism? Oh I am that, you see I am in the lower class as far as money goes. Twenty five thousand a year or around that, for alot of people that is walkin around money. If those people die, do I care? NO!!!, infact I enjoy it. Don't most of us just get a huge kick out of it when some rich bitch drives her four hundred thousand dollar car off a cliff in San Fransisco? I know I do. I am poor, I hate rich people, give me money, make me rich and I may just start hating poor people. I will say this, when a bum dies, I don't really care but it's just not as funny as a rich person. I am gonna say this, every ism you can think of, you are it. We are all isms, most of us are just afraid to admit it. I am racist. Oh hell yah, I ain't afraid to say it, when I see a black guy on the street, I think to myself, look at that black guy. Damn, what a racist prick I am, being white and thinking about the fact that someone isn't the same color as me, I'm a dick. Man, if he and I had only been from the same lineage, he wouldn't be that color, unlucky fella that he is. I am such a horrible racist, you don't even know how bad it is. Today I had INDIAN food, then I went to the KOREAN market, I like CHINESE tea and I gotta say that JEWISH delis make the best pastrami. I enjoy BELGIAN beer, really love MONGOLIAN beef. I an drinking a RUSSIAN stout, while sitting on SWEDISH furniture, I work at an IRISH pud that is neat an IRAQI store. I would like an ITALIAN car, to drive around with my BRAZILIAN prostitute. I drink COLUMBIAN coffee, or EGYPTIAN tea. Do you get the point? Spread it around, make the world realixe we are all racist, sexist, heightist, ignorant phoneys and the sooner we face up to it, the sooner we can all just get on with being human. Bitches.