Thursday, November 29, 2007

A public service notice.

A couple of weeks ago in Florida, two armed men entered a casino and robbed on of the cashiers. One man was caught before he could leave but the other actually fled the scene and tried to hide from casino security and the police. Part of his escape plan involved swimming across a pond behind the casino and then possibly, hide in the woods on the other side. I say possibly because the man was attacked by a ten foot long alligator, taken into a muddy patch and partially eaten. The alligator was put down, which I think is kinda wrong. After all, the idiot in question broke one of the basic survival rules. Don't go swimming in a pond in Florida unless you can fight off an alligator. That is it and as a public service message I am letting you all know that rule. Every where you go there are rules to surviving that survivors follow and dead people didn't. They are not even written down on paper, instead, they are etched into our genetic codes. You know that feeling, when your hair gets all bristly and your palms start to sweat? That is your body telling you that you are about to violate a rule of survival and if you go through with the action, your warranty will be voided. There are so many rules that I could never list them all but I will ask my readers to comment back, with their own rules of survival, I wanna know what you got. Make it fun. Later.

1 comment:

TheBigSwede said...

1) Don't ever taunt a midget
2) Drinking enough Jack Daniels does NOT make you able to be a contortionist
3) Don't pass out near Marty