A question for costume buffs.

I spent this week for the most part, at the door of a bar. I saw so many people and so many costumes that by the end of the evening all I wanted was to see the human race wiped from the planet and being replaced by a strip mall and I hate strip malls. I have now realized that Halloween in America has become a perfect excuse for men to dress like women and women dress like strippers. This leaves me with a few questions. First of all, I want to know what is going through the heads of the women who dress like absolute whores and I am talking about things that would make a Texas stripper blush a little, yet they get offended when you check them out. Don't you think that is a little misdirecting? If you are a hot woman you know that men are already checking you out and it might be getting on your nerves but if you are a hot woman and you dress up in scotch tape and dental floss and expect not to get ogled, well, then you are just a stupid, hot woman. Next I want to ask the really big women out there. Was the skimpy Wonder Woman outfit really a good choice? You couldn't find any outfit a bit more suited to your body style? Perhaps a tent or a Volkswagon would have been more suitable. By the way hot chicks I referred to earlier, the chubbers were getting checked out that night too so don't feel too harassed. Guys like tits and can't really help but look. Have you ever been to a renaissance festival for god sake? Those grotesque lumps of inhuman cleavage smashed into a corset and guys are still drooling over them. Hell if you dropped the corset they would spill out like the blob into a room full of newborn babies. Lastly I would like to ask all those guys that were wearing high healed shoes. How can you walk so well in them when women that wear them every day can't? I suspect that it takes a lot of practice to walk in high heels. That is what amazes me I think, the shear number of men who have been "practicing" for Halloween. that is commitment to the costume brother. I hear that J. Edgar Hoover practiced for Halloween almost every day of the year.