On the subject of Hillary

Okay, you all know that I am a news junky, i spend most of my free time scanning the papers, TV and web for more information than I can ever feasibly use and now I have to say something. Hilary Clinton, please shut up. I am not a Republican, nor am I a Democrat. I do not actually believe that our government works for us or is there to better our lives in any way. Any student of world history will tell you that, eventually, all governmental systems, no matter how well conceived, fall into the hole that uncontrolled capitalism digs. Hell, look at our current government, it is built on one definable rule, the Golden Rule. He that gots it, makes it. I do not know if I am a supporter of Barrack Obama, I like the guy, I think for a politician he isn't as much of an asshole as the majority. What do I know though? I like Ron Paul. Well, I like the Constitution and he is one of the few people in our government that isn't taking every opportunity to crap all over it. I truly dislike John McCain, I think he is just another Bush clone and I also think he has had a face lift. John, you're old, deal with it and go play golf. The person that truly irks me is Hillary. She is a bad person. I dislike her thoroughly. I don't know if it is the way she reminds me of Martha Stewart or what it is, I just dislike her. I guess I didn't like Billy boy too much either, all that Whitewater crap and all the nastiness he unleashed in his terms and, just for the record, I don't care about the Lewinski garbage, if you have your hand on the big red button, I believe you should be sexually serviced no less than twelve times a day in any way that gets you off. After all, there is no better deterant to war than leaders with no energy to sign a declaration. Plus, you can say what you want about Bush letting Libby off the hook but look at the list of people that Bill got out of prison before the end of his second term and you will see that the apple just doesn't fall far from the Lincoln bedroom. Now, back to Hillary. She looks into cameras and lies to the American public and then says "Well, that's how I remember it", and people just accept it. It's like a line from a bad TV sitcom. They should put a laugh track behind her when she talks. The wacky neighbor could burst through the door and say "Hey Hill, I thought you were in Panama this week" and she could say "Well, that's how I remember it" and a bunch of people would laugh but not really, because it would be canned laughter and it wouldn't really be funny. That's what really bugs me about Hillary. Now she is acting funny. Showing up on Saturday Night Live and making jokes on her public appearances to seem more human. Well here, I will say it, I know funny and Hillary Clinton, you are not funny. As for appearing more human, that is what robots and aliens do when they try to assimilate into human society. I guess I am trying to save us all really. Hillary Clinton is an unfunny, robot from another planet and she is hell bent on controlling the free world. We can put a stop to this America, vote Sombulec Vitaloneter Verondeck III of Gamuttis 12 for President. A name you know, a name, you can trust.