They hit like girls.

You gotta love idiots, don't you? If you are a news junky like myself then you have probably seen the video of the six or so teenage girls beating the one teen girl. I will post the video in case you missed it.



I was actually shocked by this video. Not by the shear stupidity of it all. No, idiots no longer surprise me. We have become a world wherein morons tape their crimes for bragging rights and kudos and never thing about the legal ramifications of same. As a comic and a writer, I treasure these people because they give me ammo but that doesn't make them any less useless and if the hand of a vengeful god, smote them from the face of the planet, I am sure I could find something else to pick on. " Hey aren't flowers weird? Photosynthesis, what's that all about?" See easy as that. What shocked me about this video was that the parents missed the warning signs of this violent behavior. First and foremost, if you watch the video, the obvious leader of the girls is a chubby chick, she is blond and dressed in pink sweats and a wife beater. If you know the warning signs of criminal behavior, then you would know that the combination of blond, chubby, pink velour pants or shorts and a wife beater is a recipe for a train wreck. If she happens to have tightly curled locks, it becomes even worse. If you watch enough Cops or news feeds, you will see that the Pink sweat pants look is the female equivalent of the mullet, mustache and shirtless look for men. If her parents were savvy with the signs of violent behavior they could have popped tubby in a spin class and slapped some jeans on her, that may have helped quell her antisocial behavior.

One of the girls is wearing a Hustler tee shirt. That is not so much a sign of violence but it ain't exactly a sign for purity. It's more like your fourteen year old daughter is running around wearing a detour sign on the road to a happy, successful life.

I am stunned by the way parents simply miss the warning signs of this kind of behavior. I hope that my article will help bring to light the danger in allowing your girls to dress like a trailer park madame and get then on the road to non-white trashiness.

As for video taping it. Hell, if those idiots keep giving people munitions, we will keep using them. The side note is this. My friends and I did several stupid and criminal things when we were young, we never video taped them, we didn't go to jail. Enough said.