Enough of this Global warming crap already.

I have had it up to my chin, starting at my feet of course, with all this global warming garbage. I don't believe it and neither should you. "Oh no", the hippies cry,"our planet is getting warmer, what ever shall we do?". First of all, of course it's getting warmer, we are reaching the end of a geological ice age that has been around for thousands of years. yes, our planet is getting warmer but not in the way you are told by the media hippies. Carbon-monoxide emissions are not the big problem, don't get me wrong, they do suck but they are not making the planet warmer. Spend any amount of time reading and you can find out that those glaciers that are melting, the ones that everyone is in such a tizzy over, have been melting for many thousands of years. Of course, people will say that they are melting faster than they were. I will say that a small ice cube will melt faster than a large ice cube, that is the nature of ice, as it gets smaller, it gets warmer and melts faster. This global warming thing that everyone is worried about has been going on, basically since the world froze a long, long time ago. Does anyone ever wonder what the dinosaurs thought of this whole global cooling mess that was happening to them before they died out? After that, do you think the mammoths and saber-toothed snow tigers, sat around being all concerned that their personal methane emissions were now, warming up the globe. Maybe they were mad at all those little two legged mammals and their dirty fire that polluted the ozone layer with deadly Carbon smoke. Here is the only problem that faces us as far as global warming is concerned. Human beings are fat, lazy and unwilling to adapt to any kind of discomfort. As an entity, we would rather have the globe adapt to us, we would rather change the planet to our ideal weather, than actually adapt ourselves, to survive some mild discomfort. It is the people who live on the beach that don't want our water levels to rise because they don't want their home values to diminish. No one ever tells them that that expected and not at all avoidable twenty foot rise in sea level is expected to happen over the next one thousand years and not tomorrow afternoon. What about the polar bears? They are dieing off because of global warming aren't they? No, they are dieing off because their food source is moving or being over fished, just like people, animals that refuse to adapt or move were more food is, well, they die out. Why are we even worried about global warming? Human beings won't be alive in one thousand years at the rate we are going. As fast as our population is growing, there won't be anything top eat in another two hundred years, other than human surplus, which will be kind of stringy at best. My point, I guess, is that the planet will just keep on rolling along getting warmer and warmer over thousands of years, then, one millennium there will be too much water vapor in our atmosphere and the planet will get colder and colder and all that vapor will freeze and the whole wacky thing will happen again. As for the polar bears, they will be fine, I have noticed that a lot of them got good work as actors in Coca-Cola commercials so don't you worry about them, they know how to adapt.