Real Humans Vs. Sex Robots.

This evening I was out and about and the subject of sex came up, as it tends to, when people drink heavily. Well, let me tell you an honest man in a world full of liars is a rarity but I am that. Once you have put a few drinks in me, I am even more honest than I was before. I have a wide vocabulary but somehow, 'Tact', fell out of it and hit it's head on the sidewalk. The table had turned it's conversational tide toward, the difficulties of men and women in relationships. How can these problems be solved? That was the question. My answer, sex robots. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not talking blow up dolls or even those real dolls. I am saying sex robots, like the Fembots in Austin Powers. They look human, they can even talk, if that is the sort of kinky stuff you are into. the main difference between them and a real person. They would have an off switch. Every time I bring up my sex robot agenda, at first, people think I am joking but later they discover that I am all too serious. I think they would be a fantastic addition to our planet. Worried about your self image? A sexbot doesn't care what you look like. Your girlfriend holding out on you until you apologize? sexbots don't argue. They don't care how much money you make, what kind of car you drive, what you smell like, or even how often you change your underwear. All sexbots care about is, well, nothing really, they're sexbots. I have been called twisted and sick for my sexbot agenda but I do not care, I am a visionary. Women like to point out how sick this idea is and then they mumble something about how men would have sex with a robot because of how perverted and dirty minded they are. I admit it, we are sick, perverted and dirty minded and I feel women use that to their advantage, sexbots would put a stop to that toot-sweet. There is also the fact, that, if you have ever ventured into any "adult toy" shop, anywhere in the world, you soon realize that, women rule the current sexbot purchasing world. There are walls full of motorized gizmos, some that would make an elephant blush and they are everywhere. That is womens biggest problem with my sexbot agenda, they don't want to be stood up on a Friday night for a machine, well, I bet a few of you guys out there have been stood up for a robo-buddy and it's about time you took a stand. Call your local robot manufacturer today and demand they get busy on a sexbot so you can "get busy" on a sexbot. It is not just a wild idea I give you, it is a better world .

sexbot pros
no whining, no crying, no mood swings, no tantrums, no offspring(unless you count robo-baby, the only robotic baby you power up by shaking), handy off/on switch, beer cooler navel, washable, interchangeable parts, nothing like your mother/father, exactly like your mother/father, easily stored, unbreakable titanium jaw, fresh lemon scent.
sexbot cons
gotta plug it in sometimes.