more weird street people
Okay, I don't know what freak is brainwashing the youth of San Diego but I think we have a full blown street cult in this town. I keep on seeing these mumbling geeks in the city but lately they have been appearing in droves. A few months ago I wrote about a guy named Billy who would walk around and tell you how cool god was and how being abstinent, sober, and basically denying every human urge, was cool. Then about a month ago, I bumped into a group of five of them, Four guys and a girl and where as Billy angered me, these five made me extremely aggravated with a surge of good old American blood lust mixed in. Well, tonight I was standing at the bar door as I so often do when, low and behold, a group of about fifteen of these guys and girls came by. Freakshow man, they looked like granola kids but they were mumbling about Jesus and telling us how "he is real" and " he has risen", it was Mormons on acid, just wandering in a pack and mumbling. The strange thing was that when they got close to me I could feel a tangible urge to shred them to bite sized morsels and throw them to the dogs. These guys really peeked my ire, it was the vile evil rage i only feel when put in a close proximity to the truly mindless. Hari Krishnas would have thought these guys were messed up. I can not describe the vacancy in their eyes, it was an obvious case of mental and physical malnourishment, that one only gets from a cult. What those kids need is some protein and a couple margaritas and they would be right as rain. Now many people will say that I have it out for religion but that is not true, I believe that if religion makes you happy, by all means do it. The people I have it out for are the filthy rat bastards that use religion to control people and the organizations that harbor them. I can handle religion, it is blind stupidity that burns my nuts to cinders and gives me a wicked mean on. In my book, if you can't think for yourself, your brain privileges should be revoked. See also, Jonestown, Heavens Gate, David Koresh, Etc, Etc, ad nausium infinitum.... Now I am gonna try and go on vacation.
3 comments:
A plate of beans and a shot of tequila. The cure for the common cult. I like it.
oh come on give those hippie freaks and jesus freaks a break. some of them do end up coming around. uhemm... besides, it keeps you entertained. it keeps us entertained. and so i've subscribed to your blog. 300 or not you should keep writing.
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