Booze!

You know I did three blogs last week about things I like and I didn't cover the best subject of all. So I figured I would come back and just say a few words about booze, in the format of a love letter.

Dear Booze:

God I love you, I know it has only been a few hours since we were last together but it already feels like an eternity. Yes that sounds corny but I can't help it, when I am around you I feel complete and when you're gone, I just feel like part of me is missing. We have been together a long, long time, I remember when we met I was 14. Wow have we really been together for 20 years? Time flies when you're in love. It amazes me that most relationships die out after only months but ours has been going strong for so, so long. We were both so immature back then and we have grown together, strengthening each other. Booze I love you. Don't get me wrong I don't need you, I could even live without you if I wanted to but, I believe we both know I don't have to. You would miss me and I would miss you. Sure we have had our hard times, you have even made me sick, at times, for days. I always got better though and have never blamed you, it was usually my fault really. People say love is blind and maybe that is why I have walked into so many inanimate objects when I have been with you. At any rate Booze, I know I am not the only one you have been with since we met, in fact I know you have been with every one of my friends and their friends and so on. You skipped a lot of Mormons though and that is something. You are a dirty, cheating, slut, whore, that has burned me and ruined gigantic chunks of my life, some of which I can't remember clearly Booze and I love you for it. I don't know if I am gonna even give you this note, Oh hell I am late picking you up, see you soon.
All my love...

I like booze