Why is all this difficult?

I can't take it anymore. I keep seeing infomercials that make simple tasks seem really hard to do. Can flipping an omelet really be that hard? I have to know. There is half hour slot about a machine that opens jars for a person. How is that so impossible to do? The lady in the ad gets spaghetti sauce all over herself and the kitchen, this may seem erotic to many Italians but it just scares me. Then I saw one where a lady needed a machine to make sure she only got one square of paper towel at a time. Without the machines help, she had tissue all over the place, she nearly got strangled by it, I was mortified. I know what you are gonna think about all this. They make these menial tasks seem difficult so they can sell the product but what if it's worse than that? What if our new way of life in America has brought de-evolution to such a horrendous point, that we actually have become that inept as a society. What will this world be like in ten years, when we need three machines and a running start just to open a box of Corn Flakes? The media claims they care about the laziness and sloth of the society, yet, they keep pushing these items on us. When Jerry Springer first became popular, we all said,"hey, they are just actors, that many people can't really be that stupid". Well, as a future blog will show, I have been doing the math and I am afraid that we are all wrong. That many people can be that stupid and it is going to destroy our planet. That is why I am devoting this weeks pissings to all the stupid people of the media. I am trying to inform you, before our world is awash in morons with bad motor control and frantic hand, eye coordination. I have often vowed not to have children and soon you will understand why, other than the fact that they would wreck my action figures and ruin the body of my chosen mate/mates/ pool fulla bitches. If you are the breeding kind, I implore you to heed my warnings this week. Transmission ended....


I would also like to add yet another word to the world. The words is Trangsta: noun: A Gangsta in training, typically white, in the middle of an obvious decision whether or not to be trailer trash or go thug. Use it in health.