A review of recent news you may have missed.

There have been a few news stories that people have not been reporting about that I feel need to be covered. I want to start off with one about OJ Simpson, that crazy, crazy man. What in the hell goes through that guys head I wonder? If you don't know, OJ is in jail for allegedly robbing a Las Vegas Sport memorabilia shop along with two armed accomplices. The police have video tape of him and these men removing things from the shop and claim there were guns involved but there are no real clear reports out so far but Simpson is being held without bail. I just gotta say wow, that's it, just wow! You get away with a double homicide because your Isotoners shrank and now you do something just plain retarded? What is wrong with this guys bean? He didn't suffer that many concussions in his NFL days. What a strange, crazy, stupid man.
Here is another good one for do it yourselfers. A man from Melvindale, MI., was found beheaded by a home made guillotine. The body was found in a wooded area near a shopping center. Apparently the death machine was about a six foot long sing arm that was bolted to a tree. Along with the tools and part used to make the guillotine they also found his receipt from the local bigbox building center. One stops to wonder if the dead man used and coupons or bought any sales items. I just think that would be kinda funny if you were about to kill yourself but still shopping for the best deal.
Finally the nuns get screwed. Our very own California Roman Catholic Arch Diocese is selling off one of it's convents in the Santa Barbara area. The nuns have to be out by December 31st of this year. Sister Angela Escalera, the local orders Superior had this to say,“We’re just so hurt by this, and what hurts the most is what the money will be used for, to help pay for the pedophile priests. We have to sacrifice our home for that?” Oh buck up there Sister, the lord works in mysterious ways. Maybe if you dress up like a choir boy one of those nice priests will take you in, hey that sounds just about wacky enough a plot to make a Disney movie out of.
Well those are my top three news stories I wanted to make sure you didn't miss out on and I hope they brightened your day as much as they did mine.