The male dominated media.

I was recently told that the American media is run by men. In fact, I have heard that many of the businesses in our country are controlled by men. Some people have even gone so far to say that the entire world is controlled by human males. I gotta say that all sounds kinda iffy to me. Here is why. First off, our media. The American media tends to shy away from showing blood, gore and most forms of violence on television. Men like that kind of stuff though, I mean, we really get a kick out of it. From very young ages we are fascinated by death and dismemberment. Young boys, finding a bloated corpse of a small forest creature, will, invariably sit for hours simply poking it with a stick. This is normal childhood behavior and should not cause any concern in parents. it is not until you catch your child inserting his penis into the corpse that you should become worried, that is a telltale sign of some deeper trauma. So the lack of violent imagery on television is one of the clues that proves men don't run the media. Another example is music. If the music companies were controlled by men, the music videos of the mid to late 1980s would have never gone out of style. Warrant's video for the song 'Cherrie Pie', would most likely be our basic model that would be used to build all other music videos. If the music industry was male controlled every video to date would be muscle cars, big oily tits and a cameo by Captain Lou Albano. There are just so many ways to tell that men don't control the media. Look at tool commercials for god sake. Where is the dirt? where is the blood? why are all the tools on these commercials clean now? How come the people on the commercials all have eye protection and smocks? Men don't wear that crap in their shops, that is why we have old shirts and the ability to duck. As for the world. I can prove that our world is not ruled by men using one simple fact. It is this. Peeing in bottles is frowned upon in our society. See, if I was in the car on a long drive and had to pee, I could just pee into a bottle and continue on my way. However, in this non-male dominated society that would be unsanitary. No, I have to stop and use one of those metal, germ buckets that are placed so inconveniently along the side of the road. Now do I even have to go back to the 90's and talk about all that post grunge, "it's okay for a man to cry" BS? Damn you Eddie Vedder! No man created these things unless he was under duress from some nagging, ambivalent, demonic force. I of course refer to the "power wife". She is our secret ruler, the one who creates these ridiculous ideas and feeds them to us. A rich, bored, doting old woman with no sense of right or wrong. Years ago she destroyed the man everyone thinks is in power and devoured his male soul. You want proof? Just look at Ted Turner a during the Jane Fonda years, one word, "colorization". The world is full of these evil, old bitches, Martha Stewart, Hillary Clinton, Sally Fields, they are everywhere. Now you know the truth, now you have the final piece of the puzzle. Now stand up with me and shout, "I am gonna piss in this Gatorade bottle while I am driving, partly because I am lazy, but mostly because I am a man, plus it is actually more sanitary than that rat infested, lean-to that people call a rest stop".