Ah Halloween

Call it what you will, The day before All Saints day, Samhain, Hop-tu-Naa. Believe it is the devils day or just plain old good fun and tradition. Carve up your mangelwurzel, beet or pumpkin and pay tribute to the legend of old Stingy Jack or just use this occasion to purchase inexpensive pie filling. Halloween means many different things to many different people, There are people who take this day as a day to dress up like there favorite monster or movie star and escape the sad reality of their own lives. It is also the day in which many men dress up like women and some of them look too realistic and well prepared. There is nothing wrong with this, for it gives that man a brief escape from his normal routine and it gives his friends years of sarcasm to use when he is trying to pick up women at bars. What does Halloween mean to me? Well, not much really, I have always found the Mexican festival Dia de los Muertos or Day of the Dead, to be more my speed, not for the celebration but because I really like tequila. I would, in fact, much rather have a shot of tequila than a candied apple any day. The thing I like best about this holiday however is the simple fact that on Halloween in America, Hot chicks dress up like complete sluts. Yes, whether it be the hot business woman that decides she wants to be a hot cat woman with big tits, or the teacher that decides she wants to be a superhero with super cleavage, all these costumes are good reasons to live this holiday. Look, over there, Ally McBeal with bigger hoots and a shorter skirt and there is Wonder Woman, leaving very little to wonder about. Yes Halloween is all about the T&A for me and that might make you think I am a sexist pig and you would be partially correct but it isn't my fault, the fault lies with a woman. Yes years ago a mistress came into my life. Clad in black silk and lace, her body built like a 56 Buick, sleek lines, lots of power and a big, curvy front end. She ruined Halloween for me making me think of breasts before bon-bons. Her name was Elvira and she is also the reason I like to watch horror movies naked in a cold room. Take that my readers imaginations!