Will he be known as David Coppafeel from now on?

I think it is gonna be a tough row to hoe. I am referring of course to the FBI's investigation into David Copperfield's alleged sexual assault case. Not a lot of details are being released, so far you can only find out that and as of yet, unidentified woman has made claims that Copperfield,"forced himself upon her". The FBI has searched his warehouse facility and one of his homes seeking evidence to support her claim. You have to appreciate how hard it is gonna be for them to find anything. This guy made the Statue of Liberty vanish for god sake, I think he can hide a small amount of dirty clothing. What about the hypnosis thing? Man he could probably just attack you and next thing you know, you see a shiny watch and blam-o, you can't remember anything and wonder how you got crabs. This guy could do just about anything and get away with it. He could easily deal with testifying witnesses. I saw him turn a woman into a tiger on stage. Women can talk but tigers can't. Plus who is gonna believe that anyone could sexually assault a tiger? No one, that's who. Copperfield could be guilty but he is gonna walk away from this one unless someone does something. I thing the old adage "to catch a thief, use a thief", works in this case. The FBI should get Penn and Teller to help them out. They know how the magic works and I am positive that, with their help, the evidence would not go missing for long. I think there is a lesson to be learned from all this though and it isn't just to be afraid of magic but, more importantly, don't ever let your guard down around a full grown guy with a mullet, or as I like to call it trailer rape hair.