Zombie Tornado.
I think that the time has come wherein Americans can finally embrace a movie such as Zombie Tornado. It would be great. It would have to start out somewhere in the Mid-West. Say at a tornado research lab in Southern Illinois. During a test in which the scientists are checking a tornadoes reaction to radioactive waste a massive class five touches down and assimilates the waste into itself. It then crosses into a nearby graveyard and then into a small town. The radiation effects the corpses and towns people and turns them into zombies. The radioactive tornado will not stop whipping and now it is heading for downtown Chicago. The tornado leaves a wake of destruction as it launches flesh eating zombies across the landscape. The story would need a hero and you know it has to be Samuel L Jackson and a heroine, some hot chick with big bosooms and no real problem doing a shower scene. I think the climax of the movie would have to take place in Soldier Field, which is where they would lure the tornado using all the brains from a nearby medical lab as bait. Then, using the natural winds of Chicago, our heroes would make their way into the radioactive eye of the storm and find a way to destroy it and the zombies. That part of the plot hasn't been figured out yet but I think it can be worked in later. So that's it America. Are you ready for Zombie Tornado? Terror at 300 miles per hour! Your fear barometer will rise! The winds of evil are blowing!
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