On the subject of Tyra Banks.
Okay, I am a red blooded, american guy, I like ladies and am not afraid to say that, in fact I tend to objectify them. Okay, I will restate, I am a red blooded, american, sexist guy. I do not and will not feel bad for looking at sexy women on the street like they are an entree in high heels. I like women, attractive women, ugly, non-attractive women really need not exsist but they do have the wonderful effect of making mediocre women look better but, so does beer and who wouldn't rather have a big glass of beer than a fat glass of ugly lady? I have been objectifying women, at least, since I was eleven years old, thinking for long periods of time about the wonders of their curvy bumpiness and drooling at them like a mountain lion that just walked into a camp for crippled fat kids during a baloney fight. Magazines were also a large part of my objectifying of women lifestyle, they still are in fact. Growing up I really liked the Victorias Secret catalogs, with its pages and pages full of buxom young ladies in scant attire, bits popping out here and there, real good clean toilet reading for a red faced thirteen year old who can't seem to get motor boat sounds out of his head. I am older now and can look upon various sundry, skin mags without blushing or feeling bad. I am a man, I like boobies, I see nothing wrong with that at all and I will not feel bad for it. Now, however, I flip on the TV and what should I witness, a comercial for the Tyra banks show where they are discussing the Beauty of the booty, as it were and talking about how men should accept women as they are. Okay, I believe that everyone has different tastes in mates, I have friends, who swear up and down that big girls rule, were as I would not even condider the potential of the portly. The shear fact that people try to make us feel bad about our mindsets and preferences is stupifying to me. The people who through this rubbish around are usually just trying to make themselves feel better about their own physical problems. Really funny how Tyra didn't seem to care about body image so much until she was slammed in the media as a fatty, how about the armies of ugly people, who daily go on television talk shows and try to tell you that it is inner beauty that matters, not looks. That is great, if you can sit there and say, I love so and so, not because of their physical beauty but because of their personality, well that's great for you and i will let you have all the uncomely MENSA members you can shake a really big stick at. I will remain shallow however, at least until it seems I can't get away with it anymore and I will not feel bad for the ogling I do, it is part of me and my nature. As for Tyra, she was a target of my ogling in the past but now, this wanna be Oprah thing has sickened me, I can no longer look upon her as a lust object, even her old pictures do not turn me on the slightest bit. I find that when one flaw is pointed out to me on someone, others will appear, now when I see tyra even from way back whenever, yes I am sure she looks good but all I see is her giant forehead. I also find it ironic that, after years of being one of the top models in a lingerie catalog that is published soley for hot women and the people that enjoy hot women and the fact that she hosts a television show that takes women and rips them to shreds if they don't fit into the "model standard", that she has the knackers to get verbal with us objectifiers of women astounds me, like she is any better than us. Hell, I'm not even getting rich off of my objectifying but old Tyra is rolling in dough.
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