The world of breasts mourns a loss.

The entertainment world was rocked last night by the death of former Playboy playmate and large breast owner, Anna Nicole Smith. Smith was found unresponsive in a South Florida hotel last night, she later died. Authorities have not released the cause of death pending todays autopsy but have said she had several prescription drugs as well as over the counter cold and flu remedies. There is much speculation over Smiths death, was it drug related, was it aliens, how are the boobs doing and who is getting them? Lots and lots of questions but to me the answer is right in front of us. This was no simple overdose or a case of taking the wrong prescriptions, no this is obviously the work of the California anti-over the counter cold and flu remedy lobby. Just look at the facts, yesterday I wrote a searing attack on pharmacuetical retailers for not allowing me to buy my cough medicine all at once, I am sure causing panic across the state even to the highest levels of said companies. They would have to act soon but they knew that I was untouchable being a well known writer of a daily blog, so they did the next best thing, they went after a low level pseudo-celebrity that hasn't been in the news much lately and had much media speculation about drug use. They obviously couldn't find Courtney Love, the trail went cold in Florida so Smith became a target of opportunity, also, I believe that the ironic death gods are saving Ms. Love for the day that she and O.J. Simpson kill each other on FOX televisions new reality show "Violent Services to the Public Caught on Tape". Using the ninja skills acrued by all members of high level pharmacuetical companies, they must have snuck in to her room, waited till she was asleep and then slipped her a lethal dose of effervescent cold and flu remedy, knowing full well that you shouldn't mix them with anti-depressants. After dispatching their target, they would then, plant several boxes of various over the counter drugs in the hotel room, in the assassination world this is called the "Monroe effect". I am sure that the autopsy will show massive amounts of cough medicine and hot water soluble drinkables, that is when the clamp down will really start, I suppose the federal government will get involved. Do not be fooled by this smoke screen America, this is just another ploy to control us and keep us just sick enough to not be able to fight when they come to our doors for our other inalienable but somehow difficult to protect, rights.