Doctor Spankenstien: New American Monster.

Under the governorship of the Arnold, California has actually made some daring moves. My adopted state has kept stem cell research in action, even though the federal government banned it, they are trying to make massive reforms to the healthcare system and they are desperately seeking a way to stem the tide of illegal immigration. There are several ideas floating around California that I personally support but, with the wheat, comes the chaff. I could also call it chuff, dingleberries, a stupid, stupid thing. What is this thing of stupid I refer to? Among the many advances this state thinks it is making, some members of it's government are trying to do something really bad. Assembly woman Sally Lieber(D) has is trying to pass a bill that would make it illegal to spank a child, three years old or younger. So what is wrong with that? I know it doesn't sound wrong, after all that protects young children from harm while their bodies may not be able to take punishment but, in our country everything has an underlying agenda and I garauntee you this bill would be just the tip of an iceberg that would make Mckinley say, "nope I really am not in the mood for a climb like that". You see, the second this bill is made a law, some bleeding heart nancy, is gonna stand right up and say something to the effect of, "What about the older children, don't we have to protect them"? From that point on, during election years especially, spanking will become the new smoking, anyone seen even giving their child a slight "reminder" to behave, will be turned into a social periah, forced from his home by the FBI, like he was some kind of culdesac cult leader. The anti-spanking steps would be in place to stem the tide of child abuse but spanking isn't abuse, abuse is abuse, spanking is a warning that, if your not good, abuse could be on its way. As an example from my own life, let me just say this, when I was a child, I was an unstoppable destruction machine, a chubby, blonde cannon ball, with no trajectory. I would break anything I came in contact with, whether it be mine or belonged someone else. I was one of those children who learned very young, that wide eyes and replacing my r's with w's could melt moms heart and keep me out of trouble, my father, however was not so maliable. Dad had a leather belt and he would sometimes hit me in the bare ass with said belt, rarely ? Yes. lightly? Yes. Scare me? Like an army of seven foot tall spiders with erections, on a man rape bender. You see I was a manipulative, controlling, holy terror kind of kid, I could have easily grown up to be a really bad human being. the people who know me and are close to me, most of them have at one or another time, seen my darker side come out and I garauntee you they are glad my dad spanked me. I grew up with a respect for pain that the timeout kids never seem to have and it gets worse every year. This is another part of our human de-evolution that I like to talk about. Survival of the fittest isn't just about medical improvements and technology, it is about toughness and endurance, not to really dwell on the fact that if kids never get hit when young, they don't know what to expect when they get older, I have seen several grown men, thinking they were tough guys, get into fisticuffs with an actual tough person and learn the lesson they should have been taught in childhood...PAIN HURTS! Pain does hurt, that is why it is such a good deterant for people, people feel pain, pain hurts, lesson over. Corporal punishment is legal and should stay that way, if used wisely it can save countless human lives by teaching a young sociopath to be good. If you are a religious person you can go with that whole," spare the rod, spoil the child thing", that is a blattent and biblical call for spanking your kids. If you are a screaming, tree hugger, who believes in kindness to all creatures, well, you are not really fit to reside on an evolving planet so go into the hills with your offspring and worship some dirt. I can not stress enough the importance of spanking your kids and just to truely set this record straight, most of the guys that hang out at bondage and goth clubs, the guys who hide in the corner and try to get people to go home with them and beat them up, those guys didn't get spanked as children.


It is currently not illegal to spank children in any state so far, it is illegal in several states to spank an adult for sexual enjoyment. Our laws are so wierd.