Behold ! The seventh seal hath been broken !

Okay I geuss better late than never, I am back after a one day sake vacation and ready to go. It is a new year and with that new year comes many new things, resolutions, predictions and lots of speculation about what the new year has in store for us, most of these are just idle stupidity. You make a resolution to lose wieght, be a better father, spend more time away from the office or stop killing prostitutes on the weekends and of course you fail, the food is just too rich, your day is just too hectic, if you don't go in today Jenkins in accounting might get your job and say what you will about that talking dog but he does have some valid points. I always get it right, every year my resolution is to pass out on a floor or couch and wake up groggy and in need of eggs, I am batting one thousand so far. I also enjot making predictions and am horrified to say that a three year old prediction may be coming true, you see three years ago I predicted that the end of days would begin in Florida and in the last few days that has become frighteningly evident. How? I'll tell you how and here it goes. It wasn't the storm systems in the area, it wasn't Jesus' face in a tree in Jacksonville, it wasn't even that whole Cuban missle crisis thing, it was this, Tigger punched a kid! That's right Tigger punched a thirteen year old boy in the face while posing for a photo at Disneyworld. What kind of sick world do we live in? The wonderful thing about Tiggers are Tiggers are wonderful things, they're trouncy, flouncy, trouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, not violent, testosterone feuled death machines, hell bent on the destruction of the human race. How would that even fit into a Disney song? Tigger has, of course been suspended indefinitely, with out pay, until this matter is resolved. I assure you America, this is just a sign of things to come! Soon the world will run red with the blood of our children and thier parents, as corporate mascots across the country carve a crimson swath through our homeland. We will have reports of seven foot tall fluffy bunnies bombing our urban centers, as a once timid and lackidaisical tortoise burns california to ashes and on a lesser note Michigan J. Frog slaughters the entire braintrust of the WB. television company, no one really notices, however and eventually the programs do improve. How the hell is Seventh Heaven still on the air anyway? Look at the dad he's the guy from "the Adventures of the Gold Monkey", a short lived early 1980's Indiana Jones rip off (look it up) and he is the biggest star on the whole crappy show since Jessica Beals breasts got fired. Back on topic though, the blood will pour from fuzzy claw and drip from plastic tooth. Why did you do it Tigger? It is too late however, all you need to do is look in on the hundred acre wood to see that. there lies Rabbit his tiny white head mangled by the claw of the once wise Owl, who stands above him, monsterous, greedily devouring Rabbits cooling viscera as moonlight glints across his vacant red eyes a tear runs down his cheak. See Pooh bear waving a broken sign above his head, bringing it down for another smash, a gurgling sound is heard on last time, Piglet is no more all Pooh bear wanted was some honey, poor Piglet just didn't realize how far he would go. Horrified by his actions Pooh impales himself on a broken sign post nearby, blood slowly covers the writing on the sign, what did it say, Trespassers wil...? Roo had stolen Eyores medication and high from snorting antidepressants, rode his tricycle off a bridge, back shattered at the bottom of a ravine he will not last the night. Eyore is slumped in his leanto a shotgun in his mouth and a smoking hole in the back of his head. As for Kanga she is safe, at least for now, she lays in bed next to Christopher Robin, he has finally fallen asleep exausted from the beatings he gave her earlier. It's her fault, she tells herself she should know better than to anger him when he has hab too much sugar. Tomorrow she will poison him when she learns of Roos fate. See Tigger, see what you did? The seventh seal has been broken and we are all for the chop.

On a different note I saw the video of the so called Tigger punch and if that punch hurt that kid, I say good! I watched it like thirty times and it was a baby love tap, it is barely news worthy. If I had a job doing that low payed costume work and some kid was messing with me, I'd smack him too. Watch the video and you decide, but watch all the videos, especially the one where the kids dad is saying that the guy in the Tigger suit should, basically, come get a piece of him. I am all for protecting your offspring, but if your kid gets beat up by somebody in a big padded suit,( To me that is funny, truely the golden age of comedy come to life ) and you go off needing to be all super tough bad ass, all I can say is this. You are trying to fight a guy in a Tigger suit! Is that clear enough for you? You are a grown man trying to fight a GUY WHO WEARS A TIGGER SUIT FOR A JOB! With all the anger and rage I would feel, if that was my job, you can bet that when I got out of that suit I would welcome a fight.

The point of this story is this. " The world is full of idiots and they are going to be the death of us all"!