Lazy today

I am not in a goodly state today, I don't wanna do anything today. I wanna drink sake and beer and tomorrow I will write two or mabye three blogs, but as for today, I just wanna drink, relax and just, oh, I don't know fling feces at passers by. That's right, chuck turds, huck crap, this is my asian pal Hooflung Poo and there is his brother Weflung, here is thier favorite dish Wingfundooodoo with a poo poo plater, I don't wanna be serious, I don't wanna read news, I'll do it later. I wanna make poop jokes and drink. I am starting a new tradition it will be the Saturday afternoon poop joke, it will be like the Saturday afternoon movie but it won't be a movie, it will be feces or gas related and it won't neccesarily be on Saturday. My world, my blog, my rules... feel free to send me dookie related stories as well.