Damn you TeleMundo!

Seriously, I have one huge question for TeleMundo and Univision. Why are all the women on your shows so much hotter than the women on our shows? Really, next time you are flipping channels, stop by one of these Spanish channels and see how long it takes before some drop dead gorgeous chica pops on the screen, it is usually about two or three seconds. Long legs, tan skin, soft lips, boobs and butt in the upright and locked position, they are everywhere on these channels. Now, i will admit that I currently do not speak Spanish but I was watching one show on Univision and I am pretty sure that I caught the gist of it. The plot seemed to be about a group of young, catholic school girls, that had to settle their arguments by dancing around provocatively until one of them apologized and then the would hug, make up and do their "we're friends again" dance. I have been watching it religiously for a few months now and I gotta say, I am really looking forward to the next season. During the world cup, TeleMundo had coverage from Brazil of a bevy of just retarded hot women in next to no clothing jumping up and down in the background of the television studio. All this makes you think that, if you go south of the border, you are bound to run into the Latin goddess of your dreams. That is my problem I guess. I am walking through this Dessert of frumpy, needy, whiny American women and then, when I think I may have finally found the biblical land of milk jugs and honey pots it turns out to be just crazy toothless guy on a bridge trying to sell me gold chains and Chicklets. Oh well, at least he is fun to drink with.