Now, from the Stupid Files.

So all I heard was the joyous exaltations of the noble San Diego pub regulars as they laughed and joked about Paris Hilton being sent up for forty-five days on a DUI/suspended license charge. No Rush Limbaugh, or Britney Spears, style rehab, which is so in in Hollywood now. Nope, she had to go to jail. Now granted, she isn't staying in the same iron bar motel that you or I would be in if we were sent up. I mean, there's not much chance that dainty miss Hilton is going to be forced to toss the salad of a three hundred pound bull dyke named Chevette but she is in jail none the less. Sure the worst thing that might happen to you in Hollywood hard time is missing a nail appointment, or not getting your bikini waxing in on time for the next big Playboy party but still, she's a celebrity and she is in jail. That has to count for something, doesn't it? It makes the average man on the street giggle with delight when John Law treats celebrities like average folk. So I was kinda, taken aback when I saw a news story about a bunch of people that were petitioning old Governor Arnie to release her. The crazy thing is, these were average everyday shmoes, like you or me and they are protesting and trying to get her out of jail. What the hell is wrong with people? They were talking like she was on a rock breaking line for god's sake, please, the worst thing she is dealing with right now is a slow internet connection. If you, or I had gotten caught DUI and driving on a suspended license, remember this is not a first offense either, we would have been in the state work house for at least 60 days and that is with a decent lawyer. We would be seeing one hour of TV a day, maybe two, depends on the state. We would be lucky to have a phone to use and the one or two computers that you may have access to are still, really hard to get to. We wouldn't be in a maximum security situation but you still get to sit and rub elbows with some of societies less desirable bags of skin. I bet Paris isn't even wearing the state issued grunder wear, hell i bet she has a designer uniform, then again so do McDonald's employees so I'll drop that argument. My point is this, Paris is a rich, spoiled kid that needs to grow up, maybe, if her jail time is really hard on her, she will become a better person. Maybe, if she when to a tougher jail, she would start doing soft core, lesbian, girls in chains movies. The world is full of ifs and buts, one thing is for sure though, Paris's jail time is, someway, somehow, going to be worked into some kind of reality show, or TV movie. I hate people, I really, really do.