How about a non-clay Celebrity Death match?

I believe that I am among the many people on this planet that would like to see some of our popular celebrities fight to the death in a ThunderDome-esque reality sport, media, gameshow. Wouldn't it be great? Each month a pay-per-view special that everyone could enjoy would air and finally entertain the, currently unsatisfied masses. I feel that a Rosie O'Donnel vs. Tyra Banks exhibition match would be amazing. Sure Rosie is way, way, way outside Tyra's weight class but I feel that it would be a fair fight since, with a smaller ring size, inertia would not become an issue. i think that the ring would actually, much resemble the ThunderDome of movie fame, except it wouldn't be as big, maybe only twelve feet by twelve feet and only ten feet high. This may make filming more difficult but the level of violence will definitely escalate making our celebrity gladiators way more fun to watch than they currently are. wouldn't so many day time talk show hosts and hostesses sound so much better with a huge sucking chest wound? Actually they would sound a bit more intelligent, blowing hot air out of their chest hole instead of their ass. What other celebs could fall to this fate? Can't just limit it to talk show hosts, we'd run out too fast. We would definitely have to include entertainment news people, we'll show 'em a real red carpet gala, blood red that is. Mario Lopez fights Mark McGrath in the silly, sissy, slapfight to end all slapfights. Ooh I can almost here the hissing now. I wonder if cannibalism could be worked into this whole idea. Maybe the only way out of the cage could be with a key and the key was hidden somewhere in the each persons body, it could be embedded in an extremely tough yet, digestible, casing. The winner would have to eat their way to and then actually consume this casing to digest it. Then a simple matter of passing it through their digestive tract or, simply vomiting it out. This would bring feces and vomit into the equation which would make the show disgusting to watch but still not as disgusting as a day time talk show. Maybe the show could have specialty fights. Oprah vs. Doctor Phil, once and for all settling, not only the dispute over who has the best diet plan but also, who has the fullest mustache. What about real celebrities? I say yes. For the geeks, Patrick Stewart and William Shattner fight all Kal-if-fee style. How about Mel Gibson vs. Steven Spielberg? That could settle a thing or two down Hollywood way. who wouldn't like to see Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie fight a 200 pound, rabid rottweiler, in what I would call,"The All Too Real Life"? Charlize Theron could have a "Tongues only" match with Angelina Jolie, both wearing saliva-digestible clothing. this match would not be a to the death match, I must tell you but really, those two beautiful women, naked and slathered in each others mouth juice, that would bring in almost as many viewers as Kirk and Pickard doing the same thing(nerds are such freaky perverts). Well, that's just one of my ideas to make gameshows more interesting. Maybe we would get even better ratings with a severed head version of Plinko. Anything is worth a try once.