Entertainment news,Yay.

If you read my articles each day you know one thing about me, I love the media, in particular the paparazi. Where would I be without you oh papa paparazi? I would be so horribly uninformed. Why, I wouldn't know that Lindsey Lohan is going to rehab, for shame Lindsey! Who ever heard of a young Hollywood starlett partying too hard, shocking, but I think the others will take a cue from Lindsey and that's the last time we'll have that problem. Then I learn about Miss USA and even though it was old news I was like, "What, again"? I hadn't heard about this story, kinda shocked that it wasn't all over the news but I geuss Donald Trump wanted to keep it quiet. If you missed it, which you probably did, Tara Conner, Miss USA was seen partying, drinking and doing drugs, in New York of all places, I know I was shocked too. It's almost as if these young girls are just going wild, all the partying and crazy behavior. One almost fears that this could be an epidemic in the making. Sure throughout history some young girls have strayed to the naughty side of the social tracks but that is so rare in our country these days, it's just a little scary when two such prominent girls get caught up in it so close together. If we don't do something soon people, I fear we could be headed for a real moral dilema, if we don't gaurd our daughters closely, who knows what we may see? Next thing you know there will be videos for sale with post-teens removing their shirts and letting bare breasts fly about while they hop and bounce, horrible. Could America be heading toward this kind of depravity? A world where hot, young coeds on a tropical island, battle each other for my viewing pleasure? Let's hope not, someone better nip this in the bud, lucky for our world, we have Rosie O'Donnel, a true moral crusader for all that is good and pure. Rosie had the guts to stand up to Trump and say he shouldn't coddle Miss USA, good for you Rosie. Reports claim that Miss USA even made out with Miss Teen-USA in their hotel room. I am glad Rosie did say something, I have a pretty good feeling that miss O'Donnell wouldn't be interested in two buxom, blonde, barely legal ladies making out in her hotel room, just about as much as the same thing wouldn't intrest me. I will say this it is good to have such a crusader on the side of all things right and socially acceptable. To Mr. Trump, shame on you! You called Rosie "a loser", and said she should "shut her yap", Donald, really. If Rosie is a loser and she is on the view, what does that make you? Where is your hit television show Donald? You act as if you have some giant skyscraper with your name on it, that's right Donny boy, I think we know who the loser is. Rosie doesn't even have to dress up to feel good about herself, not like you in your two thousand dollar suits, what are you over compensating for anyway? Rosie is just fine going on TV in a ratty flannel shirt and a pair of boots, you know what kind of woman is comfortable like that? A confident women, that's who. The kind of woman who wants to see America back like it was in the good old days, when women were women and men were men. So I thank the American media, again, for warning me about this new threat to our youth and our culture, we better stop it before it gets worse. Who really wants to live in a world where you can be at a bar and right next to you a group of sweaty, tight bodied college girls, morals loosened by the demon alchohol, caress each others round shoulders, breasts and thighs, ruby lips mashing together as they mash our sense of decency, well not me for one and definately Rosie O'Donnel!


I have gotten e-mail responses fron one idiot who can not tell that I am a strange person and takes life and myself all too seriously, to that person. 'You are an idiot, shut up! If you can not tell when people are joking, please feel free to die horribly"!