I am just not into this New Monkey Headed God.

Wow, I know I am in for a lot of flak for this one but I just can't hold it in any longer. There is just something about this, latest, Monkey Headed God that I just don't like. Now hear me out I don't want to be labled a heretic or anything, the last thing I want is to be tied up in the town square and let passers by pelt me with feces, I just have a bad feeling about this particular Monkey Headed God. All you need to do is look at our society gap to see that something is amiss. I work two jobs, about seventy hours a week, full time doing vine maintenence and repair for the county, part time at a nieghborhood juice bar. I work my red ass off and at the end of the month I barely have one shiny rock to spend on food or entertainment and I am single. Then you have my boss, he never does an ounce of work, just trundles around the office all day barking orders like some kind of silverback, telling everyone that if they don't work harder they will lose thier jobs. Two weeks ago I put the vine repair statement on his desk and he still hasn't filled it out, when I brought it up to him I got yelled at for not reminding him sooner. Yet my boss goes home to his luxury tree in the suburbs every week, his pockets overflowing with shiny rocks and pretty feathers. It is creatures like him, who flourish under new monkey headed god. The rich get heavier with bananas, while the poor continue downward into further banana poverty. I see a lot of problems with this new Monkey Headed God, for instance, what is with the five eyes? All of the Monkey Headed Gods up until now have had two, or three eyes,but never five, it seems to me that new Monkey Headed God is just trying to seperate himself from us regular mortals. Were we not, supposedly, fashioned in Monkey Headed Gods image? Some of you will write replies to me saying I should not be so harsh toward new Monkey Headed God, that since the war with the worshippers of Lion Headed God started we, as Monkey Headed God worshippers, just have to support our primates on the other side of the big blue splashy thing and just believe in Monkey Headed Gods will to save the worshippers of Lion Headed God from themselves. I do support our primates, in fact I have two close friends, serving across the big blue splashy, in the 10th Armored Atelidae division. I just don't believe Monkey Headed God is in this war for the reasons he claims and it is just a smoke screen for something bigger. I think we are just over there for the banana supply and everything else is just a smoke screen, come on everyone knows that new Monkey Headed God has been in bed with big banana corporations for years, just like his father old Monkey Headed God before him. Our country could be banana sef sufficient anyway if we would just work a little at it. Hey but why work for what you can take? Mark my words, the world will just get worse under new Monkey Headed God, the wealthy will flourish, the poor will suffer. At the end of his reign, I am sure that new Monkey Headed God will be considered, by some to be one of the great apes but to most will only be remembered as an annoying pygmy marmoset.