Pardon me if I offend: Part 3, The stupidining

I now firmly and with mighty resolve believe that America is one of the most poorly educated countries in the world, just barely holding on to our "not completely the stupidist", title, only because some countries don't have schools. For crying out loud, have you ever walked the streets of this country? There are so many people that fit into the bonehead demographic it is terrifying. Intelligence is a hard area to define, it is a variable, what makes one person seem intelligent to one group of people, may make another group believe the same person to be dumb as a bag of rocks. For instance a person who is a mathematical genius, but lacking in knowledge of european history, may just, to a group of european historians, be considered pretty stupid. The same goes for the guy that can tell you, exactly what Wellington did so well at Waterloo but for the life of him can't do PI to even the twentieth place. These are a subset of humanity that we call, the Intellegensia, people who usually know a lot about one or two academic subects and use them to prove that they are smarter than you, by never venturing outside of their area of expertise. I hate these people! It is a good thing, to have a main interest but knowledge is so much more than that, the human brains capacity to store and recall is enormous, in fact unchartable. Going around believing you are one of the worlds intellectual elite simply because you're really good at algebra is just plain stupid. These Intellegensia , the people in our society that believe they are so much smarter than the common man, usually have no idea how to survive in our nations streets. The people who can survive out there in the crazy concrete jungles of the world, hold a whole different kind of brain power. "Street smart", as some people call it, is considered, having the shrewd resourcefulness to survive in the city. This is actually a subset of intellegence. Street smart people know little of the the reading, writing and arithmetic side of the world but lots about which way the wind is blowing on the street but tend to read at a crackhead level. You will, at varying intervals of your life, if you search enough, find a couple of people who fit somewhere in the middle. Very wise in both academia and urban survival, many not too bad at surviving in the woods as well. People who adapt to many situations easily and use their brains to get them through the rough times, this is another subset, let's call them, simply, Adaptors. After you use up these three subsets, what do you have left? Why, the average American of course. My god how irritatingly retarded your average man on the streets is these days. I suppose working at a bar I hear a bit more mush braining than most people, I will tell you, if you don't hear it, consider yourself lucky. There are absolute armies of dolts walking our streets, they hold jobs, god knows how. they drive cars, a most dangerous thing for a person with a degenerate brain to be allowed access to. Worst of all, they breed, constantly, an unstoppable wave of idiot on idiot reproduction, flooding our world with slackjawed moron babies from the planet Duh. These, things, do not fit into any of the three common subsets of our national brain trust and more than anything, they want the brainy people dead! Our streets are filled with them, just walk through any area of your town, that has a shopping district and listen to the babbling, not for too long though, you may just go insane. I actually heard a young lady in down town San Diego tell her friend that, and I quote," their bosses should pay those kids in Africa more so they can afford food and doctors". THAT'S A QUOTE!!!!!! There are millions of these people, they make Paris Hilton look eloquent. Having just mentioned Paris, I can also say that this moron militia has attached itself to our televisions, reality television, that has nothing to do with reality, game shows that test your ability to spin various things or pick money in a sack, even Sesame Street is stupidified, dumbed down so all the babies tar tar can understand it. I hate to bring this up but even our president is, just, so stupid, it makes me so irate, really he is the leader of the most powerful country (militarily at least) in the world and he is just more dense than a lead brick. I believe that if you combined the DNA of Paris hilton with that of Bush, you would achieve some sort of hairless monkey with an eating disorder and a learning disability. Hey I am no super genius or anything, infact, for the last few decades, I have been in an arguement with my brain and have been slowly and systematically drowning it in booze but I will say this. I am, by leaps, bounds and strides, more intellegent than the everyday man or woman on the street and that scares me, because if you know me, you know I am not all there and am just a wee bit this side o' crazy. So please educate your children, make them smart, force them to learn, this plea is coming from a person who is paraniod about attack by sea monsters from other planets. If I can see the problem, you can see the problem.