Thursday, May 3, 2007

Hate, such a strong word.

I am a born hater, not a hater in the ghetto slang kind of style but a hater of things. People, places, things, mostly people though. We live in a world with so much stupid stuff flying around that, if you are even of moderate intelligence, you can not help but hate a good chunk of it. I am not shy about my many dislikes and not at all shy about voicing my many hates. The simple problem I now face is that I am constantly hearing the phrase, "hate is a very strong word"' from the soft squishy people that hear me voicing my dislikes for various nouns. Yes I hate those people and would not even blink if I was to pass their smouldering bodies on my way to work but this is not about my disregard for them, this is about their disregard for vocabulary. Hate simply means to, dislike intensely or passionately and I for one believe that intensity and passion are very important to life. I would not be very happy if I walked around all day thinking about how neutral I was about stupid things, why not just kill myself if I am gonna be all melancholy about stuff. So with that said I will give you some words that are far stronger than hate. Abhor, bemoan, despise, detest, scorn, execrate, revile, loathe, all these words are far stronger than hate. Leave poor little hate alone, it's a friendly and kind word compared to many of it's bigger brothers. Just walk away from hate, let me and hate be friends and allow us to hang out unhindered by your soft moral objections, it's what's best for all of us. If you do feel the need to continue your anti-hate tirades I will be forced to bring in the big guns and show the dirty hippies a thing or two about human verbal capability, I will move them from the halls of the hated to the darkened trenches of the truly vilified. Finally, no amount of fluffy, blind, stupidity can ever turn me into a loving, caring, nurturing human being, I am a hate filled ocean of humorous, bile and I will vomit my rage and disdain for all the various, unlikeable nouns of this world until I am sick and tired of it and go live in the woods.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You know you have a point there. Everyone knows I am not a big fan of kids and when I bring up the fact that absolutely dispise and hate other peoples children I get the same comment. But... if I use loathe they don't say anything or they normally say they do too or something along the lines of "they aren't that bad" Everyone who knows me knows my vocab is not the greatest, however, it makes me fairly concerned when my vocab is better then most out there.... yea scary to say the least.