Let's segregate the stupid.
Doesn't the title just say it all? What I am suggesting is really simple. If all the things people keep saying about having ID chips installed in people, so they can be tracked by the government, is true. Wouldn't it be possible to make a series of IQ chips that we could put in people so we could keep track of all these incredibly stupid people that are walking among us? Is that infeasible? I don't believe it is. Think of what a great world it could be, if, every time some brainless wingnut was approaching you, an alarm went off and some sort of anti-irritant, defense mechanism went off and protected you from the mind numbing horror that is talking to an idiot. No harm done, no mental discomfort from trying to piece together what the hell the moron is talking about, just a simple deterrent to help avoid wasting energy. Perhaps there could even be idiot free zones in certain cities, wouldn't that be something? A few square blocks of Eden, you could just walk around and not be annoyed by people who are mentally insufficient. Now I know you are thinking that there are so many of them and so few of us, so maybe giving them their own part of the country is more the way we should go. Okay, not a bad idea really, we could give them all the middle states, you know the ones, big, flat and utterly boring, with no real natural resource value, they are perfect. We would cordon off a huge area of the United States and allow them to live, work, play, breed, to do all the things they do in the outside world. Hell they can even start their own government, in fact, how about we throw in a president for them, I think we have one that is right up their alley. After the wall is complete, everyone is moved in and the gates are sealed, that is when we start the re-education of the stupids. Through the efforts of some very bright people, we will introduce some genetically altered predators into their society. Why? Because nothing forms intelligence and reasoning skills faster than a good old life or death situation. Not only do the predators thin the idiot herd but the survivors tend to breed better, more adaptive and intelligent offspring. Every ten years, the citizens of Dumbsville, will be allowed to try to test out, if they pass the tests, they can join the outside world, if they fail, they are given a free box of sleeping pills and a bottle of whiskey and sent on their way. To put your minds at ease, the people on the outside will have predators to, don't you worry about that, I would hate for someone to pass the test to escape the stupid country, only to walk into another country full of dumbasses. Of course, that is about the same idea as walking from Texas to Oklahoma.
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.... I don't get it ....
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