Moron of the Decade Award Nominee.

My friend Amanda sent me something that said the "religious" group, God hates fags/God hates America is planning to protest a funeral for one of the dead in the Minneapolis bridge collapse, I looked into it and it seems to be true. The "Funeral of Sherry Lou Engebretsen", is advertised on their website and they plan on having some protesters there screaming about how they are going to hell and she died because she accepted gays and was Lutheran. Now, I don't want to tell any one how to live their life but if these guys showed up at a funeral for one of my loved ones, I will guarantee a blood bath would ensue. In a world full of rat bastard, low life, shitball scum, this so called religious movement takes the cake. I really don't care if your religion is intolerant toward people, makes no difference to me but when you feel the need to go protest a funeral, that is really low.
That being said, I am making my first nominee for Moron of the Decade Fred Phelps Sr., Pastor of the Westboro Baptist church and founder of God Hates Fags/America. Pastor Phelps was in the news a year or two ago for having people protest at the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq. Pastor Phelps began his career (and the sticky sweet irony trophy goes to this one) as a civil rights lawyer...give you a minute to soak that one all in. He also won, one of our countries first 'reverse discrimination' lawsuits... once again, let the irony envelope you, send this to Allanis Morrisette and she can make a song for her comeback album. On July 20th 1979 Phelps was disbarred in the state of Kansas. I think you can see why he is a candidate for my award.
Why this group has never been beaten into a quivering mass of self righteous jelly is beyond me, Gandhi would have punched this guy in the face and the Dali llama would have held him during the beating. I really hate these sorts of numb nuts that claim they are working for the lord but seem never to have even read the bible. They simply spew venom in every direction, as random as a dropped fire hose. Don't get me wrong, I am a hateful person but mine is more thoughtful and directed whereas, this kind of hate is just a publicity stunt for a church that wants needs more members. Personally I hope their numbers swell to the thousands, so big they have to buy a cathedral and since they are based in Kansas, I hope that cathedral has a weak roof. You always hear about church collapses in the news but, wouldn't you like, just one of those stories to be a bit of good news? I can see the headline now, "Thousands dead in Cathedral collapse, American average IQ jumps six points, Gene pool a bit cleaner". Hey, an eye for an eye bitches.
Anyway, I am ranting a bit now but I do just want to say This guy may be a ringer for the big win but the contest has just started and we still have Kirk Cameron, on the list but I still think Phelps is in the lead. He is so crazy that he was kicked out of a regular Southern Baptist church. That is like being kicked out of Hell for being to rough with souls. At any rate, he is my current nominee and way ahead in the polls. I hope the righteous fire that burns inside of this guys insane melon implodes in on itself causing a singularity that brings about a black hole and him and his followers are sucked into a atom pulverizing vortex that not even human stupidity, which seems to move faster than light, can escape. Smiting, smited, smote!