Tuesday, August 7, 2007

My friends are sick of my boring Deja Vu

Yeah, so basically I keep on having these moments of intense deja vu wherein nothing happens at all, maybe I remember the layout of someones house or know what's in a persons basement freezer, anyway real boring stuff. It's not as though I am solving crimes or able to thwart terrorist plots, the flashes are just thoroughly non-eventful. Of course I still tell people that I am having deja vu if, for any other reason than if it is not deja vu and just happens to be a massive brain aneurism, my friends can tell the doctors that I thought I was having deja vu. The worst part is that I think people expect more from my deja vu than regular peoples. Maybe it is because I am a highly imaginative person that my friends believe my deja vu should be more entertaining, I don't know. Personally I think it's pretty damn freaky to go to a strangers house and instantly know where their bathroom is and how many towels they have. Now don't get me wrong, this would be great if I was a serial home invader or a cat burglar but I am neither, I am just a guy that gets psychic architecture messages. Maybe I could put my gift/curse to good use and start being a LA house psychic, I could dress real crazy, talk with a lisp and tell people that their home is sad because it wants new carpeting or drapes and, if they questioned me I could tell the people about the meatloaf in the back of their fridge that has been buried there for two months and, for some reason my brain thought I should know about it. Oh well, at any rate, this kind of deja vu does nothing for my credibility or my fun meter. It would be great if I was warned about, let's say, the winning lotto numbers or the next bridge collapse but no, I get bar bathrooms and patio furniture placements. On top of all that I get some really bored friends that I am starting to think have been hanging around me because they believe I am one of the harbingers of the apocalypse. I guess only time can unravel the mysteries of my deja vu, just hope it's not a brain tumor that's all.

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