what else is good? Things I like: Part Three

So we have covered breasts, political scandals and cereals, so what else do I enjoy? I could cover music quickly by saying I like some music but refuse to be one of those people that will say I like a little bit of everything. For instance, country music. I enjoy the works of Hank Williams (not Hank Jr., he sucks, but Hank III is okay) and Johnny Cash, in fact much of the music from the golden years of the Grand Old Oprey, I quite enjoy. That being said I can also say that I have not liked a new country song for the 34 years I have been on this planet, the song "Save a horse, ride a cowboy" or "friends in low places", should come hand in hand with a stiff crucifixion and immolation by fire. Oh since this is a "things I like ", column, it is important to note that the burning and torture of idiots is on of the things I like and if Dresden had been full of morons and their damned seed that I would have been one hundred percent behind the fire bombing of it. Is it strange that two things that comfort me are big fires and the sound of breaking glass? Probably, but I didn't get this way being normal so I will see where that comfort fetish takes me. Years after all the fighting of my youth, I have find that I really enjoy asparagus, it was just that my mom wasn't a very good cook. Since I am on food again, I like beef and think people should leave the higher food chain, omnivours alone before we turn on you and your slow moving offspring. A key to survival in a cannibalistic society is to run away from the people who are trying to get you to wear an onion necklace and a crown of cilantro but that is just a side note. I like zombie movies quite a bit, probably because they freak me out and not much does that. Video games make me happier that a pig in a pile of truffles and poop. Poop disgusts me but I still love pork products. This thing keeps rolling around to food in a disturbing patern and that means I am hungry. I am going to go eat now, I have a pound of thick cut bacon and a stomach pump so it's doctor certified bulemia for me.